I’m telling mom you’re being mean

I’m telling her you’ve been plotting schemes

I’m telling about what you’ve done to the dog

I’m telling her you’ve been keeping a frog

I’m sure she’d like to see your messy room

If I were you, I’d go get the broom

 

I’m telling her you haven’t cleaned your shoes

I’m telling her you drank all the juice

I’ll tell her about you shaving our neighbor’s cat

Oh! I’m sure she’d love to see what happened to daddy’s hat

I’ll tell her all about this and more

Unless you help me do my chores