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My Homework Almost Ate My Dog

I was scribbling away

trying to write as fast as I can

I wanted to be done with it today

as I was missing all the fun.

 

I did not do my homework until now

as I was busy with………well, with other stuff

The days passed too fast, I don’t know how

now my mom is doing the huff and puff

 

As I was about to finish up

my dog came and took notice of what I was doing

He was about to eat my homework but then he stopped

I heard a growl, then my dog stopped chewing

 

I flipped out and fell from my chair

My homework had a mouth so big

My dog whimpered, on end stood all my hair

My homework prepared to eat my dog

good thing he was able to run fast

 

It’s all true I tell you, no fibbing here

I was unable to finish my homework

since I was afraid it would eat me

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because I forgot to tie my shoes

I forgot to tie my shoes

So I missed the bus

Because I missed the bus

I arrived late at school

Since I was late,

I was not able to pass my homework

As I was unable to pass my homework,

I did not get an A+

Because I did not get a good grade,

I did not become an honor student.

Since I was unable to be part of the honor roll

I did not get to be known at school

Since I was a great unknown,

No one voted for me to be class President.

I did not become class President

all because I forgot to tie my shoes.