I drink water, as all of us do

I drink apple juice and I know you do too

Add some cola when I feel like I just wanna

I drink milkshake together with some chocolate cake

A root beer is great with a big steak on plate

I love me a Cali to add a little twist

And I find champagne is better than being kissed

 

Anyway, the strongest that I drank was an apple punch

Good thing I didn’t drink much or I would have

thrown up my lunch

Two coffee mugs a day and I’m complete

And I still get a good night’s sleep

I love a good glass of wine

Eating it with pizza, and my dinner’s fine

I don’t drink gin or vodka or beer

Throwing up and a throbbing head is my fear

No tequila, no rum, no scotch, no whiskey

These drinks for me are too risky

 

You’ll never see me drink any strong liquor

It won’t do me any good, I might get sicker

So I find that drinking milk is healthy

And chocolate milk is very tasty

Most people find my drinking habit boring

I could care less, really

So keep those iced teas pouring