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I’m On A Diet

you can’t tempt me

I will never indulge

will never give in

and gain back the bulge

I will do what I can to keep it off

you can’t bring me down

not now, not ever

I’m going to win the crown

I have what it takes and will beat the odds

you’ll see I’ll be healthier

leaner and better

and will never be bigger……again

however, with chocolates, that’s different

ice cream, muffins and cake

Oh! I told you I will never be tempted

so give me some of those for goodness sake!