I did not take it, I swear

You can check my pockets

My hands, even behind my ears

You can check under the table or the light sockets

I did not take it, I tell you

 

You can check under the stairs

Or even on my bed

Try near the chairs

Or even the shed

You won’t see it on me ’cause I didn’t take it

 

I did not take the cookie from the cookie jar

I swear, cross my heart

I found it on the plate

And now it’s in my stomach